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Look, fools, I don’t know why any of you would think this is all a bunch of BS. See that, over on the left hand side? “Went to Mars as a teen.” Obama claims he was born in Hawaii. And the brainiacs at NASA just told us that Martian soil is like Hawaiian soil. I mean, connect the dots, amirite? Do I really have to spell it out for you? It’s all true. T-R-U-E, true.

Via Iconic Photos. Near the end of World War II,

Allied Forces carried the photos [above] to figure out how a fugitive Hitler may disguise himself.

Photoshop like it’s 1945. And,

Lack of photographic evidence surrounding Hitler’s death fuelled allegations that the Fuhrer had indeed escaped.

Just like the people denying that Osama bin Laden is dead because they haven’t seen pictures. Same as it ever was.

Look, he was born Barry Soetoro. Somewhere along the line, he changed his name.
Donald Trump explains how Obama’s mother traveled into the future to have a child with an Indonesian man she hasn’t yet met while convincing a Kenyan hospital to hide his long-form birth certificate. And later in life Obama changed his name from Barry Soetoro to Barack Hussein Obama because he knew it’ll sound more appealing to American voters. Yeah, that must be it.