President Obama isn’t the only secret Muslim around. According to a recent presentation given by Texas Eagle Forum president Cathie Adams to the Far North Dallas Tea Party, so is Grover Norquist. How does she know? It’s because he has a beard. And married a Muslim woman. But the beard cinches it.
Well, by that standard, so is Abraham Lincoln. They’re taking over our country!
Look, fools, I don’t know why any of you would think this is all a bunch of BS. See that, over on the left hand side? “Went to Mars as a teen.” Obama claims he was born in Hawaii. And the brainiacs at NASA just told us that Martian soil is like Hawaiian soil. I mean, connect the dots, amirite? Do I really have to spell it out for you? It’s all true. T-R-U-E, true.
Look, he was born Barry Soetoro. Somewhere along the line, he changed his name.
Donald Trump explains how Obama’s mother traveled into the future to have a child with an Indonesian man she hasn’t yet met while convincing a Kenyan hospital to hide his long-form birth certificate. And later in life Obama changed his name from Barry Soetoro to Barack Hussein Obama because he knew it’ll sound more appealing to American voters. Yeah, that must be it.